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 ♥ My name is Alicia. I go by ALMIGHTYALICIA on the net. musings
I adore loud stuff and bright colours. I am a HUGE movie buff. I also spend half my life watching various TV shows. I practically worship the Moon. And I like observing the clouds.
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Posted Thursday, June 14, 2012 // 10:22 pm
Something to carry for the rest of my life
 Okay I sound unusually negative for a birthday-ed girl. I was kidding, if you are an uptight freak. I have my fridge overload with cupcakes right now. A whole freaking bunch made/bought with love from my friends. And also a sliced cake from my sister which is in my tummy currently. I have a bunch of presents. Not a lot, but I have everything already, really. A lot of cards though, I might say. Which mean I would have to visit Daiso soon to get a storage for all of those I have accumulated over the years. For Friendship day, New year, Christmas, Birthday, I already ran out of space to store those useless presents I've received. Like keychain and teddy bears, which thank goodness I rarely even receive that. Anyway my homies got me a balloon and cupcakes during their surprise visit at like 5/6 pm. I was caught dead wearing the ugliest but most comfortable shit in the world. And yes, they saw me in full armour atrocity. Whatever. I specifically asked for no flowers though we kinda keep doing that during birthdays these days cause I really don't like seeing them bloom and die. I want it to bloom forever, dammit. Wow, and I wonder why I only receive praises after any performance I have done. Got a really sweet present from a new friend. Really thankful to have found someone not Kpop crazy in class and just as straightforward as me. Though I am a lot more outspoken than her and that's never a good thing, no matter how society butters that up. Really thankful for all the love I've received yesterday. It was a magical feeling. Love is magical. I love being loved. Thanks guys. Labels: amomenttoremember, cake is great, embarrassing moments, happy birthday, my gross friends, poly, secondary school friends Posted Saturday, February 25, 2012 // 10:07 pm
I think it's the hormones
 It's pink and furry and even has this bow on the side. But I regret nothing. It does make my legs look like bear paws but it's comfortable as hell. So I love it. It really does do the job of insulating alright. I have these girly ass moments too. I am not so pumped for ANTM Cycle 18. I mean, I love Andre Leon Talley but this cycle, he'll be gone and some other judge will replace him or something. And the British girls that came out of nowhere takes up half of the spots and I really don't like any other spin-offs. As much as I don't like Tyra and how melodramatic she ALWAYS is, she makes the show entertaining. And hey, if it can go on for 18 cycles, that woman is power. I really don't like AusNTM because the host is so annoying and stalker. She would literally appear on this TV screen out of nowhere on the dock or in a boutique presenting this video mail with the same background over and over again and it just freaks the hell out of me. Sometimes she would appear next to the girls or in the lobby when the girls enter an apartment or something. I mean, doesn't that woman have some modelling to do? Is she that free to lounge around and wait for the girls to act all excited and listen to the riddles she would start her speech with, which is also annoying by the way. Oh well. I am a fussy TV junkie. Still very much unemployed. I feel like setting up this online gallery to stock all my sketches/drawings. Just so I never forget what I draw and take note of what I draw before and what I haven't. I guess I shall continue procrastinating. Labels: antm, embarrassing moments, i watch tv Posted Friday, September 16, 2011 // 5:22 pm
Feeling rather fine with myself
 Therefore, I am only going to focus on those that won't bore you, and that's ME! You know, I remembered thinking when that trio with terrible English came to our school to give that speech about the information on the internet and that if all of the information were to be complied together it would take forever to read it up. I thought, out loud, obviously, does that include the porn sites and tabloids? I mean, that would take like half those pages. -shrug- Just a guess. I changed my blog url cause I found it rather tough to remember all my other url in a millisecond but need a second for my blog. It's easier right? My formspring, twitter, tumblr, lookbook, email, and churpchurp are all AlmightyAlicia. I should compile them all in my facebook or my blog. Argh, laziness is killing me. Okay, just my Facebook. Oh my, so stupid, just have like an MCQ left but it's just an hour but I'll still have to study for that last paper. Screw life. Ms Pham was invigilating my practical and I needed a wooden splint to test for gas so I had to ask her. So meanwhile, I was starting my bunsen burner and she totally flinch when I clicked the lighter and crab-step towards me to pass me my splint. Holy crap, I laughed out loud. Oh yes I totally don't know the Sec 5 names and I only recognise their faces so it's just weird being in the same room with them. Whenever I try to start a conversation about the practical, I end up shutting my mouth so that I don't have to feel awkward not knowing their names. No surprise, I screwed the June mock practical up and I made the funniest mistake of my life. Probably in one of my most embarrassing moments ever. So there was this test which involves two solid metal compounds and an explosive reaction. But my compound refuse to go into flames like how the others are. So my natural instinct was to just see what's going on with theirs and write my observations down. From "Explosive reaction", I wrote:
Fire come out of the test tube.
I was laughing for 5 minutes at myself. I feel like Stewie. Labels: egomaniac me, embarrassing moments, funny school stories, i fail at science, school is killing me Posted Friday, September 17, 2010 // 11:11 pm
Hmm, no thank you
.jpg) I am really noisy when it comes to Maths classes. Somehow. Mrs Tey is just fun to joke around with. We are TERRIBLE! :D But I hype Petrina up! She started singing "I know you do" line in Don't Cha. REPEATEDLY. Isabel and I couldn't stop laughing. She was being so embarrassing.
And she called Mrs Tey like this
Oh gosh she is so influenced. But mainly because our class was TERRIBLE.
She co-operates. :)
Isabel and Jacintha came up with "Alicia Suck Tiny Cock" for ASTC, just so they can remember. Idiots.
Meena's show and tell is atrocious and full of mistakes. And the class went insane over it.
That's just one of the comments. There was tons.
Holy crap.
Eve was so funny during History remedial. Ms Sheetal was going through SS and she stopped to explain what was RAdm.
And Ms Sheetal nearly froze to death.
But Ms Sheetal did her weekly answers to Sok Yee.
Zhi Shan and I were laughing like mad cows.
I wrote the stupidest quotes for Lit Sprint. "Hail", awesome no? But of course I changed it. I'm not dumb... -looks around-
I was arguing over the English used in the Physics test that cost me 1 mark. It's ridiculous how every test will have some English mistakes. Maybe Science is just not meant to be. >:)
Labels: embarrassing moments, funny school stories Posted Sunday, August 22, 2010 // 2:16 pm
Don't give up, yet
.jpg) I was watching the Basketball of YOG when it ended (Congrats Singapore Team for scoring 33) and moved on to YOG Judo. Holy damn man, Judo reminded me full on of rough sex.
I wonder if they hurl insults at one another during the match. I mean, their legs are in between each others. Ouch, ouch, ouch. Plus they are like on the ground on top of one another occasionally. Sometimes, the camera manage to captured their cleavage. Really, where do they place their hands? It's all so wrong!
And Gan's telling me he does Judo with his sister too. See my reaction on my MSN dp. :)
The match between Russia and Taipei led me to my bimbo moment.
That was embarrassing.
OMG, they got so agressive they left their ring and nearly knock over this guy sitting and watching another Judo match. He quickly took his chair away. It's so hilarious. They are so on to one another!
I can totally imagine them hooking up in the hostel. -wash my mind- I need a shrink.
Labels: embarrassing moments, youth olympics 2010 Posted Saturday, August 07, 2010 // 11:36 pm
I am everything
.jpg) The YOG opening ceremony will be a blast. I promise. I had fun, so will you when you watch it from the TV. >:)
I was going around irritating people as usual. And I was making Petrina's and Ryan's and Si Jing's names sound horrible so they can call me to shut up. I have a thing for irritating people till they either call me to shut up or ask me what's my problem. It's just part of me.
So Petrina was talking and talking and talking on the bus. She was talking pretty much all the time so my throat rested for so long I developed a sore throat. No just kidding. I'm being dumb. :) And I keep giving her lame jokes so she would shut up. Yay.
She's like Samanthan. We were at Ikea yesterday and were eating our lunch. So Sam would suddenly say, "I love Ikea's meatballs" or "I think Ikea can make student's money". She would talk when nobody is and the conversation last for 15 seconds maximum. So after I finished my meal, meaning I ate everything on my plate, I screamed at her.
I'm a grumpy old bitch lah. But serve myself right for Samanthan continuing the conversation on how she dislike a quiet meal.
Isabel, you want to eat Famous Amos cookies? >:)
Oh yes, thanks Yu Xun for the free ride. I still think your father is scary because he drives so fast and was not as scary as you said. So I thought he was in a before-the-storm mood.
I was going through Petrina's phone and decided to save my name as Alicia Bitchy Bitchhead after seeing Isabel and Emily have extra things behind their name. And it turns out my name is the longest cause of my creativity. :D
I kept teasing Ryan during dinner because he was sitting beside me. He kept looking over my shoulder to see what I was tweeting. So I tweeted:
Ryan is staring at me tweet. And now he's assaulting me. I feel like rihanna.
And he was so offended and insisted he isn't Chris Brown. Yes he hit my with his sex band. >:) We all had some glowing sex band to identify ourselves as student athelete mascots.
Cherwin got some girl's number. She's from Nan Hua High School and she gave Cherwin her number. Which resulted in Cherwin's extra red face because everybody was teasing him. Even Mr Chia and Mrs Sam knew.
His face, was redder than a tomato. A beetroot. A... a red thingie!
Eve and Meena and Ziwei were asking me the values of the guys in my life and I actually measured them with stocks. And I said that Wen Siong is the food catagory. So I changed my description to yellow page. Human version. So awesome. And Petrina was rolling her eye at me.
I had my embarrassing moment there. Too embarrassing to say. I shall save it for Truth or Dare games. Safe, safe Truth or Dare games.
Labels: embarrassing moments Posted Sunday, August 01, 2010 // 7:30 pm
No it's just Miley
 I'm super proud of myself because my Chinese got 74.5. Which is like really high. Practically highest ever. And the mock paper they let us do I got 51/70, which is 73 when converted to 100. Which means I can pass! Okay of course I'll pass, if not I'll let my ancestors down lah! :D
I scored 22 for my narrative "Ties". It's like highest I've ever written. And the fastest too. And the most creative too. I mean like, yes, I write until it's like a broke back mountain plot but my grammar was good. So I finally got 22. I think this will be my only time ever?
Do you know how I study for my Science tests? Both Chemistry and Physics? I actually took the time to memorise the TYS. Baby, I go to the extremes sometimes.
I was watching the videos during CE today and it was some music-synergising. And I was going, "Oh gosh I feel like dancing". Here's the most embarrassing part, Mrs Sam heard me. :P I need to shut up sometimes. And I danced my Tribal dance over and over again. I must say. Sometimes I don't even know what I'm up to.
I just had a short fever. I was having this bad headache and felt like vomiting. I think Sokyee infected me or something. -shrugs- But after lots of burps and panadol I'm fine. And I actually finished my work. I'm so hardworking. :)
Oh shoot, there's narrative test tomorrow again. I really hate writing sometimes. :( I don't know what to write for "Walls"! What I have in mind is a person climbing up and wall! Holy crap.
Labels: embarrassing moments, funny school stories Posted Friday, July 23, 2010 // 8:05 pm
Not so appropriate for BDB
.jpg) Oh gosh I love my phone so much. I need to replenish the pictures and stuff though. I have the oldest pictures of Sasha... And Hayden... Alright they are all old.
I was watching a Goong compiled MV. And it was loading so it stopped. When I moved to another page I just shouted to my lappy subconsciously, "OMG Goong..." I laughed to myself in my "hahaha..." fake laugh later. I don't know what's the matter with me.
Back to my phone. I was viewing my videos that I kept forgetting to upload to on Facebook. And later decide to upload everything when I'm Sec 4. I mean, by then, those photos or videos will mean much more. :)
And I am so glad my phone have the notes function. I can write whenever I have the idea clouding in my head. I hate myself for losing ideas because I know they are so good. Like good materials and stuff. So I get mad and moody whenever I forgot what I want to write. But when I do write I feel relieved.
I love how random I get in Maths lessons. I gave myself new nicknames in Maths lesson. :)
I was really noisy during class so Mrs Tey used me as an example. And she put my name as 'Noisy Alicia Chong'. She refused to change it to 'Alisho' so I changed my name to 'Chee Cheong Fun' instead. So it became 'Noisy Chee Chong Fun'.
After a while I irritated her so much it upgraded to 'Noisier Chee Chong Fun' and I didn't want to give up. So I tell Petrina, "I will make her upgrade me to NOISIEST Chee Chong Fun!" And I attained it by the end of the lesson. Completed with an 'Acceptable' in the class diary. :P
Oh yes, and I made a joke too.
I know. That was just an overdose of Trigonometry. :D
Did I mention that Chong Rey is an awesome dancer? He should really try out for So You Think You Can Dance. :) "OMG!" His big movement. -thumbs up-
Selena is 18! So happy for her. :D
I hate how school limits our creativity. And I have to look for other outlet to vent my creativity into. What can we do with a life sexless, bloodless, goreless, loveless?! It's ridiculous how they restrict things. They must know we are very creative human beings in a very awesome stage call puberty. We have tons to tell the world.
Hui Jun has this new game in her iPhone and it's called 'Alicia Darkstone'. She downloaded it for me so I play it whenever I can. It's those searching games but I play it cause it's funny to see Alicia playing 'Alicia'. :D
I super love making people's appetite disappear. I made Keh Jun lose his appetite because I kept making him laugh. And Zhu Jia Hui's super embarrassing moment will remain a classic to us.
I ordered my food with a China accent. And the waitress bought it. She understood some more. Oh gosh super funny. And I put my ice on my Coke can and made it go round and round, super retarded. It flew out in the end. :D -laughing hysterically-
I had to do the skit thing with Hafiz during The Sex Talk and he was supposed to be lecherous but I couldn't stop laughing. He had to look over at my shoulder to read the question and Zachary go and add.
Not 'books', should be 'boobs'. The 'k' extra.
I couldn't stop laughing because Hafiz was going all mushy and super NOT him. I was being an ass because in the script, the guy was good in maths. But Hafiz wasn't as good. And I am the one teaching him, not the other way round. Bitch.
Oh yeah, Keshant's mine Eve.
Keshant's mother bakes the best brownies and Keshant sells it at the cheapest price. I love how he included in the business. He is too kind.
Darren is a desperate shit. He refused to get my buddy's number and called Jiazi to do it for him. What a wimp. Oh well, I want ice-cream.
Too many test, too many homework, fucking little time.
Labels: embarrassing moments, funny school stories, i am hilarious, i love my blog, school is killing me, selena gomez Posted Sunday, July 18, 2010 // 2:34 pm
I have so many!
 Oh yes! I think I'll put on with Hafiz and another with Joel.
The one with Hafiz would be when I saw him taking off his pants and I saw his grey underwear and I kept laughing non-stop after that. Like for a good 10 minutes. It was a small glimpse of the underwear but I can't stop laughing. And I'm still laughing now because Hafiz's epic face and stuff. He was- so shy- and I- saw- OMG I CAN'T CONTINUE ANYMORE! -burst out laughing-
The one with Joel is probably his embarrassing moments. A lot of them. But I shall talk about yesterday when I talked to him over MSN. He asked me to test him about the Romance of the Three Kingdom. So I went ahead and asked.
The cutest part is he believe it was written out for me to know.
Oh my gosh. Joel is so funny when he's serious. Oh wait he is always funny!
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